I will be visiting San Francisco this August and staying until November, spending my days working on a TLS v1.2 implementation in Python, using existing crypto math, thanks to Stripe's Open Source Retreat. Keep an eye out for a blog post with more details on that.
I just wrapped up work at HippyVM, and have gathered numerous stories looking at the PHP source code every day for the past six months. I've also just graduated, and it feels great to be able to spend the next few months working full-time on open source software.
What after, you ask? Some of you reading this right now have intimated that you'd like to offer me a job, if I were available. Well, now's your chance. Get in touch, and let's talk.
To my various acquaintances in the bay area, let's get together and do something fun. To others, if grabbing a coffee with me is an interesting idea to you, please drop me a line. I would love to hear your story about how PHP ruined your summer, or how Twisted changed your life, or how you had to stay up all night to fix an OpenSSL vulnerability. Really, I love stories; if you've got an interesting one to share, I'd be happy to lend an ear.